NewRyder's - Strapon Log

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Dec 15
Hi Mom. Well what are you so excited about young man? Oh, nothing. I just met a girl, that’s all. Well why don’t you sit down and have a cookie and you can tell me about her. Okay. You make the best cookies Mom. And… Well, she has really cool blue hair, a purple penis and a rainbow boa. And well, not as nice as yours Mom, but a really nice smile. She sounds nice Ryder. Why don’t you invite her over for diner, you can show her your room and I’m sure your father would like to meet her. Awe gee Mom! Your’e the best! -ryder

Hi Mom.

Well what are you so excited about young man?

Oh, nothing. I just met a girl, that’s all.

Well why don’t you sit down and have a cookie and you can tell me about her.

Okay. You make the best cookies Mom.

And…

Well, she has really cool blue hair, a purple penis and a rainbow boa. And well, not as nice as yours Mom, but a really nice smile.

She sounds nice Ryder. Why don’t you invite her over for diner, you can show her your room and I’m sure your father would like to meet her.

Awe gee Mom! Your’e the best!

-ryder

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